Club Membership

Below is a list of the commonly asked questions about the club. If you have a question that isn’t answered here, please don’t hesitate to contact us.

What’s it like in there?

Ground Floor Reception, bar and seating areas, dance floor, singles changing room, shower and two large Jacuzzi areas.

First Floor TV Lounge, couples changing room, steam room and main shower area , ladies powder room, various private and communal rooms plus a couples only area. There is also an outside heated roof terrace where smoking is permitted.

Second Floor Sauna box, shower and further play rooms.

How do we join?

Please call for details before making your first visit and remember that single membership can never be guaranteed over the phone. On your first visit, each person will be asked for identification. This is absolutely essential for security reasons, so please understand that we can’t let you join without ID. Acceptable forms of ID include: Driving license or Passport. For membership prices please see the section at the top of this page.

Will I have to give my name address?

Yes, but don’t worry. Your personal information is kept absolutely confidential, and is NEVER given to anyone. This is a common practice in the majority of clubs. After becoming members, you will be given a membership card with just your membership number and names on it.

When are you open?

We are open seven days a week with Mondays being our Bi-Night , and Saturdays our couples only night. For full opening times please Click here for Darlaston opening Times

Where are you based?

We are located in:– Darlaston, West Midlands.
– Newport, South Wales

Can you suggest somewhere to stay?

We have a list of local hotels on the directions section of the clubs page.

Do we have to “do anything”?

No! If you just want to stay together or maybe have a chat with someone and use the facilities that’s not a problem. You won’t get pushed into anything you don’t want to be involved in. We do understand that you may feel a little nervous. Please don’t worry. Chameleons is a pressure free club, and no one HAS to do anything at all. Still nervous? Give us a call. Ladies – you can speak to a lady if you prefer.

We’re coming for the first time and are nervous

Everyone gets nervous on their first visit to a club. Just take the night at your own pace, you’re not going to be forced to do anything.

How do we meet people?

Simply say hello and have a chat. Everyone who comes to the club are friendly and relaxed, they won’t bite…..(unless you ask them to!)

Do you supply condoms?

There is a condom machine in each of the changing rooms.

Do you supply towels?

We supply towels, along with safe and secure lockers to keep your belongings in.

Do you sell alcohol?

No, unfortunately we can’t sell you alcoholic drinks, but you are welcome to bring your own. Please do not bring too much to drink as the aim of the club is to enjoy yourself and not to get drunk. Anyone we consider to be drunk will be asked to leave the club.

Can I bring my own soft drinks?

No, we have a large selection of soft drinks available from the bar at a sensible cost.

Can we drink in the Jacuzzi?

No drinks in the Jacuzzi area.
All members are asked to shower before using the Jacuzzi.

Can we use our mobile phones?

Mobile Phones are only allowed in the locker rooms, anyone found using Camera phones or Camera’s anywhere with the club will have their membership revoked.

Can I smoke in the club?

The heated outdoor area is the only area of the club where smoking is permitted.

Do you have a drugs policy?

Chameleons has a very strict drugs policy. We don’t allow drug use under any circumstances, anyone found abusing this policy will be asked to leave and have their membership revoked, so please don’t try.

Do you have any other rules?

All we ask is that you respect other members and the club itself. Always remember that “NO” means “NO”.